I need help with weight loss!?

Charles asks…Question Question Question?I really need help - I am so confused. First of all I have a cord for my cordless hammer but I cannot find the cord to my cordless phone. I called the Home Depot store and they keep hanging up on me when I ask them a question about putting a pot roast in the ovens at Circuit City next to the health club. I paid my dues but I have not signed the card or the contract yet but they let me in when I show up in my thong and cape and wrestling shoes. I

lose at least 100 pounds